onegirlinalltheworld:

I insist you return my things at once. And since you’ve deprived me of my escort, I demand a horse as well.


sunsdown:

THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH IT’S SO HAPPY AND THERE ARE SO MANY BALLS TO CHOOSE FROM AND THEN IN THE END IT’S JUST SO OVERWHELMED WITH HAPPINESS IT HAS TO LEAVE



metamorphosesblog:

My perfect fruity breakfast! :D

metamorphosesblog:

My perfect fruity breakfast! :D


dietfitnesshealth:

Fitness, motivation, vegan and advice blog! ✻

dietfitnesshealth:

Fitness, motivation, vegan and advice blog! ✻


"Date someone who is interested in you. I don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. Someone who wants to read every word you write. Someone who wants hear every note of your favourite song, and watch every scene of your favourite movie. Someone wants to find every scar upon your body, and learn where each one came from. Someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. There is a difference between attraction and interest. Find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are, and hold onto them."

 

Robert Pattinson:“If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”

Robert Pattinson:“If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”






dynastylnoire:

mage-of-rage:

deadlyviola:

awwww-cute:

So I just woke up at 4:45 am with a non stop meowing noise… Open my apartment door and this little guy came running in

Congratulations on your new cat

you’ve been chosen

sleepy human I choose you!

dynastylnoire:

mage-of-rage:

deadlyviola:

awwww-cute:

So I just woke up at 4:45 am with a non stop meowing noise… Open my apartment door and this little guy came running in

Congratulations on your new cat

you’ve been chosen

sleepy human I choose you!


"You fall in love
and suddenly you fall into him
and you want to fall asleep with him
and you want to fall into his arms when you’re drunk
and you want to fall into deep conversations with him at three in the morning
and you want his fingers falling down your back in the middle of the night
and you want to hold his hand and fall into step with him as you walk
and you want him kissing you when the rain is falling so hard outside that you pull over because you can’t see through the windshield
and then 6 months later tears are falling down your cheeks
and you’re falling asleep alone
and you fall apart"

 
- I fell for you in every sense of the word (via extrasad)

wimpynoodle:

things you can jack:

  • my meat perhaps?

things you can’t jack:

  • my swag

slim-and-svelte:

the-heir-of-life:

brobdingnagian-fuckup:

so i was on buzzfeed when this article came up about great american responses

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FUCK YEAH

im laughing so ridiculously hard i almost peed myself i love my country USA USA USA