I insist you return my things at once. And since you’ve deprived me of my escort, I demand a horse as well.
THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH IT’S SO HAPPY AND THERE ARE SO MANY BALLS TO CHOOSE FROM AND THEN IN THE END IT’S JUST SO OVERWHELMED WITH HAPPINESS IT HAS TO LEAVE
My perfect fruity breakfast! :D
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Robert Pattinson:“If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”
So I just woke up at 4:45 am with a non stop meowing noise… Open my apartment door and this little guy came running in
Congratulations on your new cat
you’ve been chosen
sleepy human I choose you!
things you can jack:
- my meat perhaps?
things you can’t jack:
- my swag
so i was on buzzfeed when this article came up about great american responses
like these are so accurate
we see ourselves
im laughing so ridiculously hard i almost peed myself i love my country USA USA USA